It takes a special brand of British psychopath to use a Blackberry as a projectile weapon, but when Naomi Campbell wants a maid to take a call, they really take the call.

You too can celebrating the Antichrist being reborn in the body of a size 6 supermodel, with the Slayomi Campbell trading card, which looks for Campbell's inner beauty and in the absence of any just shows you a lot of zombie carnage.

Seriously, even if you didn't grow up with the Garbage Pal Kids like I did, how cool is Topps' Hollywood Zombies trading cards?

(And unlike in Naomi Campbell's personal life, no real housekeepers were hurt in the making of the trading card.)

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