Carrie Fisher, who in a former life was the woman filling out that slave girl bikini above, has a new autobiography coming out and spends a surprising amount of time discussing intergalactic lingerie. Here she is explaining why the completely humorless George Lucas insisted that on the first Star Wars film her breasts be covered with duct tape:

Attention Jedi apprentices! Got your lightsaber all in a twist because you’re the only padawan on your planet that can’t do that cool hand waving/mind control thing yet?