Apparently when you're a famous soccer player like Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo picking up a supermodel is pretty akin to ordering take out.

Italian TV personality and former Miss Italia pageant finalist Letizia Filippi, 30, explains how Ronaldo got her into the sack:

So you might think that cell phone hair dryer doesn't have much to do with an Olympic swimmer, especially since using a blow dryer in a pool sounds like a fatal activity...

... and you'd be right, but Amanda Beard just posed naked for a PETA campaign , and you try finding a interesting photo about a cell phone hair dryer.

So on August 1st, T-Mobile had a big red carpey event in LA for the new Tony Hawk special edition of the Sidekick LX, meaning there were cameras... and where their are cameras Tila Tequila is sure to follow.

It turns out the media whore was being suprisingly literal, showing up at the event to talk up her new book "Hooking (up) with Tila Tequila":

For anyone who remembers the big Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding showdown of Winter Olympics yore, it was Oksana Baiul that actually won the coveted gold medal.

So where has the Ukrainian figure skater been since then? Well apart from a stint with the touring Broadway on Ice show, and an appearance on Celebrity Poker Showdown, Baiul has apparently been pursuing a modeling career.

Pictures Oksana did wearing nothing but a thong, for a new website named FeedMyPhone.com are featured after the jump:

It turns out Columbian women love looking at themselves just as much as we do.

The latest Latin celebrity cell phone sex tape is thanks to one Ana Karina Soto, and yes I know we're using the term "celebrity" very loosely. Soto is a model and minor Columbian TV presence I couldn't find much else about. The guy in the video could be her fiancé, Pedro Palacios or another guy; if I can't even find anything on Ana Karina, I can only imagine how obscure his ass is.

I have no idea what the hell a Miniskirt Phone is other than an excuse to show hot girls in short skirts model it, but so be it. I'd rather look at hot girls than random South Korean cell phones any day.

...and why not? It makes as much sense as anything.

Finish Prime Minister Matti Taneli Vanhanen met Susan Kuronen through an online dating service, dated her in 2006 for a little less then a year, then dumped her via text message because the PM is classy like that.

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I know this YouTube clip looks like the kind of Met Art Panties porn you'd see on their website, but these Kangaroo themed panties are the actual product, either a cell phone or vibrator accessory depending on how you look at it.

Just slip your cell phone into the Call Me Panties, switch it to vibrate, and to paraphrase the Anita Ward song, let it "ring your bell" while it's ringing its own.

Give credit where due, if you want to tease your new mobile TV show, lesbians are what gets the job done.

Paul Heyman, the wrestling mastermind behind ECW, has a new mobile program called “The Heyman Hustle”. Which is lovely but the part that you really care about is for his first episode he went down to the cast party for CBS’s Survivor: Favorites vs Fans and caught some hot lesbian action on tape.

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What would you do if you think the girl next door is the star of a cell phone sex tape? That question is the center of Roxxxanne, an independent Filipino language film that follows a young man as his accusation gains steam. I don't see how obsessing over a presumed sex tape starlet, leads to guy on guy sex, but as you can see in this clip, that where's writer-director Jun Lana film seems to end up.