Okay, so I'll admit that it never occurred to me to put antlers and cell phones in the same sentence but this Socket-Deer concept actually sort of makes sense. 

These urethane rubber electrical outlet covers from Nendo come with their very own antlers, so while you're recharging your cell phone, you have somewhere to put it. And it comes in the antler shape of three different types of deer, so at least one of them should hold most cell phones.

Have you wondered why you only wear shoes on your feet even though you use your hands just as much as your feet?

Of course you haven't, that would be silly. But a new cell phone accessory is essentially a helmet for your fingers. The way it works is this: you slip on the Awesome finger guards on the tips of either your thumbs or index fingers and the ergonomic design combined with its  rubber padding theoretically make typing easier and more comfortable. 

With carrier charges being what they are, you might need one of these.

The Blood Drop phone strap won't infuse you with blood, but providing you buy the right one, should inform doctors what your correct blood type is, should anything happen to you. 

Meant for the Japanese Market (of course), you can still get a hold of your own online for $5.82 here.

Want to show you're a Ben Folds fan, but looking for a subtle reference? Nothing says brick quite like an 80s style cell phone baseball cap. 

Seriously, what's the appeal of this thing? Have we so run out of 80's cartoons to get nostalgiac over that now even a device that weighed 2 pounds and only had a half hour of talk time is now remembered fondly? It makes no sense...

Actual antique phones aren't this expensive!

(untrue, I actually checked.) 

But still... the West Elm Telephone Pillow Cover is expensive. Made of ivory colored silk satin, it will set you back 29 dollars. And then another $10- $13 if you actually want a pillow. Then another $8 in shipping and processing fees.

I don't know why you would want earring shaped like cell phones, I mean you could get a Bluetooth headset shaped like earings I guess, but I guess it would cost more than $19, so I guess there's my answer.

So it's a pair of earring shaped like the Blackberry Bold. They're made of polymer clay, fimo, and lots of patience, which is great because if you don't have lots of patients your private practice will never succeed.

Sucessful advertising is all about standing out in the crowd, and since people who are trangender do that by default, well maybe transgender models were inevitable.

Here's Amanda Lepore in an ad for Jawbone Bluetooth currently running in New Yorker Magazine, with the understatement tagline, "people will talk."

(I'm not sure if he/she can speak with that much Collagen pumped into his/her lips, but you know... other people will still talk.)

Here at Cell Freak we love everything iPhone and everything Batman (okay not Joel Schumacher) so we thought we'd give some love to the SESKIMO BatRest, but than we took a closer look, and the BatRest isn't even an official Batman product!

It's a Bat logo but not the bat logo. The cheap bastards... how much does a licensing fee cost?

It sounds like it works... just not very well.

M2E Power, a company created to charge electric devices through human motion, has finally figured out the formula, and by figured out, I mean they've created a power charger that can add 30-60 minutes of talk time to your cell phone, if you walk for six hours.

OMG, you only need to walk 6 hours a day to half charge your cell phone - that's so convenient!