Is it possible Steve Jobs bowing out of MacWorld 2009 because of health problems was just a cover story, and the real reason is just because Apple had nothing exciting to announce?

In an open letter to the "Apple Community", Steve Jobs has finally opened up about what's been causing his dramatic weight loss, and, at least if he's to be taken at his word, it's unrelated to the pancreatic cancer that nearly killed him a few years ago. Rather, his latest condition is being caused by a hormonal imbalance that is completely treatable:

It looks like some Apple executive got really pissed trying to type on his iPhone in cold weather.

A source that Gizmodo swears by is admitting that Steve Jobs health is in much more dire condition and the real reason MacWorld is being canceled after this year:

As great as having a faster iPhone is; the 3G sucks the life out of the iPhone 3G and it actually has much less battery time than the orginal iPhone. One solution is the new Mophie Juice Pack, which is the first officially external battery solution approved by Apple.

Apparently Apple doesn't just want you to buy iPhones, they want you to buy an iPhone directly from them. Apple has just announced a new policy that they'll now match the price on any authorized competitors prices in Apple Stores. From iPhones, to iPods, to every other Apple product, you officially won't find a cheaper price than in an Apple Store.