Oh please let US go…

Oh my gawd!!! Guy sings like a female

What's wrong with this guy?

Not a pretty sight

To be fair, all of Jason Castro's songs do sound the same.

For everyone who's seen the Verizon Wireless sponsored American Idol even once, it's clear Paula Abdul phones in her critiques from another planet. But in this clip from last night, where Paula Abdul commented on both of Castro's songs when he had only sung one, actually makes sense to me.

Okay I admit I have no idea who Chace Crawford is; apparently she's one of TV's Gossip Girls, but the lesbian starlet has apparently parted ways with country singer Carrie Underwood, and is making news about it because they did it via cell phone.

Here's what Underwood told Extra:

Michael's biggest fan dances and sings to "Billy Jean", with all his heart

Funny,
Michael Jackson, Malaysian, American Idol, Dance

Back in the golden age of television, which would really be more accurately described as the black & white age, live advertisements were the norm with even a children's puppet like Howdy Doody hawking cigarettes in real time.

But we're so far from those days, that now even a Ryan Seacrest thinks the live advertisement is beneath him, as we can see as he half hearted plugs the iPhone and downloading American Idol performances through iTunes.

I've been watching the Verizon Wireless sponsored American Idol all season long and I still wouldn't be able to pick Ramiele Malubay out of a lineup. Still, Ramiele Malubay lesbian pictures that were taken while she was a teenager have surfaced on Facebook, and we're passing them along because... well we're classy like that.

It took a few weeks, but the Verizon Wireless sponsored American Idol finally has its very first sex scandal!

Vote for the worst.com, those bastards who kept Sanjaya in the race about two months longer than I could take last season, have found a new a new object of their affection, David Hernandez, who actually is a pretty decent singer.

But that is of course pretty beside the point to this post.