What, is making a sex tape a prerequisite for joining Paris Hilton’s social circle?

While the internet has long been abuzz over the eminent release of a sex tape involving Ray J, best known for being Brandy’s brother, and Kim Kardashian, best know for being Paris’ shopping accessory; litigation between porn giant Vivid, who paid an undisclosed third party $1-million dollars for the footage and Kardashian, delayed the video’s release.

I can honestly say this is one angle of the iPhone not even David Pogue covered.

While the camera was probably it's least heralded aspect; it looks like the iPhone already has it's first celebrity sex tape scandal. I use the term celebrity loosely, as much like Noelia I'd never heard of her before in my life, but apparently in the Spanish speaking world, Colombian TV personality Johanna Cardona is a little bit more well known.

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Someone needs to explain this to me because I'm confused. You actually have to be famous to make a celebrity sex tape, right?

Having problems figuring out how to do stuff on your cell phone? I blame the Germans... or more specifically the Nazis. Here's my theory; cell phone manufactures want to make their products as easy to use as possible but enemy forces keep intercepting them and encrypting them with their nefarious Enigma Machine.

Back in the ancient Olympics the nude body was viewed as a work of art. But that's probably not making Laure Manaudou feel any better.

The 2004 Athens Olympics Gold Medalist and reigning400 m freestyle and 200 m freestyle world record holder up has found her self in the middle of a sex scandal, as naked cell phone pictures of her have surfaced on the internet in the past week.

Yes, the feedback on the newly released iPhone has been overwhelmingly positive but for those of you who aren’t happy unless you’re unhappy, cheer up! Here’s a list of software, hardware, and Tupperware letdowns that prove the iPhone falls a wee bit short of perfect.

(And if you have anything else to add to the list, feel free… because doing my job for myself is so very inconvenient.)