I'm guessing this means the two aren't worrying about their "Disney image" anymore.

High School Musical fan Tanya, and she might be the only High School Musical fan who'd be in a sex shop and isn't a 40-year-old male, bumped into Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and the two were apparently so cool about, they still agreed to take a photo with her.

Now it's been over a year since we've published any hate mail on Cell Freak, but this guy Kurt got so offended over an old story I wrote about Miley Cyrus's cell phone being hacked that he wrote me a violent, homophobic editorial blaming me as the hacker that i just had to share with the group.

Kurt's e-mail and my response after the jump. Both are very not safe for work but to be fair - he started it!

Did Twilight star Robert Pattinson have his Facebook account hacked? If his alias is Randle Patrick McMurphy (Jack Nicholson's character in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), than I guess this is legit. 

But it's probably not. Among the exchanges from the stolen screen captures is RPM talking to someone named Ben Coles:

It seems like ridiculous claim, mostly because no one has any idea who Joe Satriani is, but the before mentioned guitarist is suing Coldplay over similarities between their hit song "Vivi La Vida" and his own 2004 instrumental composition "If I Could Fly".    

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Granted, it's a long shot, but Clarence Thomas, yes the only Black justice on the Supreme Court has just requested that the court consider hearing a lawsuit from a New Jersey man, asserting that Barack Obama wasn't born in the states, and therefore his election is invalid. 

Trust me if Eliot Spitzer is trying to distance himself from whores, he's entering into the wrong profession.

The former Governor of New York State, who was forced to resign last March after he was caught in the middle of a call girl ring, has found a new part time job; as he's be writing a biweekly column for Slate.com though not about anything people are interested in him talking about - a column on the relationship between government, regulations, and finance.  

Here's some pictures of Jessica Alba in swimsuits from a promotional calender she just shot for Campari, which is definitely alcoholic and I think a wine cooler. You might think Alba is setting a bad example for her newborn daughter, Marie Warren but I guess the lesson is do anything for a buck, not drinking and Mommy whoring her body for money is bad. 

If there was one bad thing about John McCain losing the election, and it might just have been one, that I can no longer get Tina Fey and my weekly fix of her Sarah Palin imitation every Saturday night. However Annie Leibovitz, the same photographer who took the shirtless Miley Cyrus pics has done me a solid and shot this series of hot pictures of Tina for Vanity Fair. 

Miley Cyrus apparently has her post Hannah Montana career mapped out and it sounds like a lot more of what you see above. No, not taking off her shirt, taking pictures. She was inspired by her Annie Leibovitz photo shoot for Vanity Fair and wants to travel abroad to become a photographer:

It might be the most wonderful time of the year, but it's not if you want see celebrity bikini pictures. How slim are the pickings? The best I could come up with is Helen Mirren, the 63-year-old Oscar winner. Here's a picture of her taken Friday in Hawaii, on vacation with her husband.